"Far unfit to bear the bitter cold, I can scarcely move, or draw my breathe, Freeze to death"
-Klaus Nomi in Cold Song
Since you have been deprived of such joy and wonderment that you should get from reading this, I have decided to cheer you up with more exciting stories from my life. Our appliances are all reaching their "ten year death time." Our dishwasher died, resulting in a new one sitting in the garage for a while, taking the old one out and getting it in the car, having it leak everywhere, so whenever our car gets wet on the inside it smells like dirty water and rotten food. Exciting stuff. Then our water heater died. No warm water. At all. For days. I suffered. Cold showers. Cold handwashing. Cold Showers. Cold dish washing water. Cold showers. Cold water that took forever to boil and did I mention Cold Showers? After fixing that, our upstairs furnace died. I didn't suffer because its the top floor. But then down when the other furnace. Our house is now at a lss then cool temprature. Thus explaining the Music Lyric of the Monday. Super. My house has a rude sense of humor. It say's, "hum de dum de dum, Oh a recession! I am gonna break down little by little." As if this isn't already enough, we found out our house is ripping. the front is sliding away from the back. We are gonna die. You can see the crack in the cement patio out front. My life is just so fun. So we are just living our lives day by day and praying our house will take pity on us one day. I am also typing on a computer that can barely keep up and each time I go down a line, it gets behind, thinks about it, then everything pops up at once. I just get to guess what i am typing, needless to say, there has been some heavy revising. Well I get to go eat now. Pray I don't freeze! Love you all,
Wolfie
