Google Game!

Another fun game, courtesy of Google. INSTRUCTIONS: Go to Google images and type the answer to the questions below. Pick your favorite picture off the first page and please send it to me. I am always up for a good giggle. Here are mine:

Name of First Grade Teacher?


(Creepy...)

Bad Habit?



College Major?


(Does Marine Biology count?)

Middle Name?


(Hope diamond, supposedly cursed, it was a choice between that and Obama, sorry all you democrats, but i chose the curse.)

Favorite Food?


(technically it was Italian, just in case any of y'all were wondering)

Favorite Animal?

Favorite Holiday

Place you would like to visit?

Age you'll be turning on your next Birthday?

Favorite object

Favorite Place?

Favorite Color?

Name of Past Pet?

So that is basically me in 13 pictures and sense it is 11:23 at night I believe i will go to bed now so byebye all you!
C'mon girl, Lets Bounce!!

Hey everyone!,
I am currently bored (I would say bored out of my mind, but since I just came home from school, I don't have one anymore). I am sick and tired of school, however, it is a necessary evil. Well I guess it's not necessesary to be educated because I have never known anyone who has died directly because of lack of schooling, they just lived really hard stinky lives. We recently took a test in health that gave us our personalities. I am blue and yellow and Drama Queen and a pacifist and intimate and like to be stroked. Oh the joy of being me. We also are learning about shapes and earthquakes in science and geometery. They are teaching these things to us because I am going to have to know about trapeziods and triangles, earthquakes and seismic waves, to work with Dolphins and be a Mom. I would like to point out that I honestly don't care about these subjects and will never use them later in my life. The only thing that made me enjoy this monday was the fact that Hansen has lunch duty and therefore I got to go to Lunch before the bell. That always makes you feel good. Over the weekend I watched a ton of movies. Here is a wonderful list and my opinion of the movie, yeah:
1. Mulan 2: Pretty good, but for younger kids
2. Another Cinderella Story: A really good video that I would recommend to most of my friends
3. Ghost Town: Omj It was hillarious and everyone should watch it
4. The first half of Madagascar 2: If you have seen the whole thing don't ruin it for me
5. Open Season 2: Really funny with some very subtle innapropriate jokes that, out of all the kids, only I understood so I laughed. They asked what's up and what are you going to say to that?
6. Mama Mia: That was an okay show. It was really dirty, and I think the music was the best part
There were actually 2 more that I could have seen and didn't, Ariel's Beginning and Igor, and obiviously the last half of Madagascar 2, but I am going to probably see those next Sunday so I am all good. I have to go dictate, i mean, babysit my siblings so Au Revior!
Much Love,
Wolfie

Stupids with Tape

Me and nika decided to tape ourselves together and you can see the interesting results below. Go ahead take a laugh and then try it out yourself!

'ello Poopits

Hello everyone. I just wanted to say hi. I never have anything to write about and this is the random little thunk so what is the point of having a topic? I have an extremely messy room that could rival even my bouncy dood friend. I really ought to be cleaning it, but i must be turning into my bouncy dood friend because as you can tell. I am not. Currently I am babysitting, but i think both the kids died because i can't hear anything (which, probably is just as bad as death). I am so Happy because i getted 100% on my geometery test. It's probably 'cuz i got the easy version, but i still feel good. I was being teased today because i was one the computer and i figured out how to do my science homework and so i made up a song about how smart i was. They giggled at me though and it hurt my swelling bubble of smartness and pride, but my song did not rival the ryhme Mal accidently made up today. Ready, Here goes it: "477, 479, there is yours and there is mine... OH MY GOSH! I made a rhyme! AHHHHH!" and thus, doctor suess jr. was born. I is having to go. Apparently both the kids are alive and one is doing homework so i have to help the questions not understood. Bye!

Brain Fart and Randomness

Oh mi gosh! I am so sick of school. I don't know if any of the rest of you are about ready to explode, but i certainly am. I have been doing math homework and i almost died. I cannot wait for summer... or dinner. I am starving so badly i might actually starve myself to death. My mom is cooking something in the kitchen right now. I really don't care what it is right now 'cuz i am starving. I am always hungry at this time of night. And in English. I starve in English, but then we talk about discusting stuff and i am not that hungry anymore. At least i don't have health before lunch. That would really ruin it. Bleh. In health we are talking about suicide and it is making me sad, but Curtis keeps making me laugh so i giggle and then Mr. Allred gives me a weird look like, "Why the heck are you laughing during this subject?" He bugs me. And i have never heard the word Diabetes pronounced the way he says it. I mean really he says it like diebets. What a wierdie. And nika thought i was a goose. Oh well, Tommoroww we are doing some mental imagery and we get to sleep in class. Hoot!Hoot! I would giggle if tommorroww we started learning about suicide because on Mr. Allreds Clock the days are in German so tomorroww would be DIE. hehehehehehe. What a coincidence. OH! Can i just say that i am probably the only eighth grader who can't spell the word tomorow. I think we ought to just get rid of that idiotic word because i can't spell it so thus, it is a rootheaded word. Of course, if we got rid of all the words that i couldn't spell, English wouldn't be much of a Language. Ms. Hansen is getting a thought into her head that the purple vocab books will help me learn and grow. Yeah right. Oh well. I think the only thing I have learned from that book is the word capitulate. And Seriously, when am i ever gonna talk smart like that? Wilt thou please Capitulate the Rolls and this present time for meethinks that i have a hunger pain within me. Seriously. LAALALALALALA. Mother is making breadsticks. Those are like me favoreta. The angry Rachel is growling now. Oh yeah! never mind. I forgot. And i was to lazy to erase that exclamation. I think that when it gets warmer I am going to start a garden. Then i will have fresh fruit and stuff and my life will be better. I am going to have a party at my house on March 13 so y'all gotta come, K? It will be so much fun, unless my brain explodes then we can't have it. Boo. My mommy thinks i is a weirdo because i spell dood D-o-o-d. Silly mom, OMJ!! Dinner time G2G. BYE!!!

'Cuz I need more...

Hey guys! Here is something to do when your extremely bored. All you have to do is google "__(your name here)__ needs" and put in the top ten things that make the most sense. Have fun! BTW: here is mine, my favorite is #1.
10. Rachel needs to get over herself and do it Now! (why would i do that?)
9. Rachel needs your help. (thanks a lot)
8. Rachel needs some serious dosh for dental surgery. (ya know what...)
7. Rachel needs a blush that is bright and colorful. (so i can be a princess)
6. Rachel needs bearded doods. (gross, beards are kinda discusting!)
5. Rachel needs guidence and normal supervision. (coincidence?)
4. Rachel needs a hero. (I have no comment for this one)
3. Rachel needs your prayers. (I'm not that broken, am I??)
2. Rachel needs to focus. (everyone is a critic)
--------------And Finally-------------
1. Rachel needs more caffeine. (yes, that is exactly what i need)

Oh, google. Tu estas very silly. And so I close this blog with the words of mallory. Hehehehe*squeak*hehehehe*squeak*

Much Love,
Pyro