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Hi. Its Rachel. Of Course. Who else? I just wanted to update you on all things Rachel. Ready?
-It takes 43o licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. (Proven)
-Stick It is an amazing movie
-Chocolate Rasins are the best
-Apparently, you can make metamorphic rock out of anything
-I am a commonER
-Dusting is the worst job ever!
-Unlimited text is the best thing since sliced bread
-House Showings are of the Devil
-I am a Hick
-I have no leg lifting skills
-It is possible to get drunk on mouth wash
-My brother could fart once and kill half the of the U.S.A.
-Mary Higgins Clark is very vain
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-Webcams are the cooliest things on the planet and everyone should have one
So yeah. Thats me. Bye!!

LPA

Okay so Mr. Prusse, (the amazing principle at Muir who I hear about every stinkin' day) has left Muir. My siblings have to expierience a bad principle. But no, Mom hears about some special deal and is contemplating moving them to Legacy Prepatory Academy. So they get to go to some fancy fluff school all because their principle quit. Well, honestly I was fine with that until i learned that they get out at 2:50 everyday. Earlier than me. I am going to explode! I earned those 20 minutes of quiet everyday with OUT those little buggers. I have had 7 years of coming home to them and I think I deserve a break, because when I get home, I don't know about you but I just wanna lay back, put my feet up and say, "Ahh... schools out, I have 20 minutes before the tornado's come home. But no, that isn't possible because the universe loathes Rachel with every, I don't know, planet of its being. It said Oh look, she's relaxing, lets let her mom know that there is a special deal at LPA and then go get rid of the flippin' principle at MUIR. I just wanna vacation from them. If 20 minutes is all i get, so be it. But I do not want them home. I am certain this all sounds ridiculous to you, but I needed someone to vent to. And I am sure that whoever was reading this, got bored and left before this part. Oh well, At least I am done venting, until, If they do..., get into LPA. Then, Mal, Nika, Kenz, and all the rest of you, you may have another person to put up with for awhile. So yeah. That's my life. Wonderful ain't it?