- Name her book Silent Spring ( I wrote a book?!?!?!?!)
- Recomend the Acai Burn Supplements for Weight Loss (Totally Rachel RAY)
- get a divorce (I didn't even know my husband, or that I had one in the first place)
- tell so many stories (not lies, just stories *nervous laughter*)
- help the IDF in Gaza (If I knew what that was...)
- become a palystainian martyr (I died???????)
- lose weight (...)
- change her name (this one is actually true)
- leave the party (Cuz that's something I would do)
- train the corner over the wet seller (Okay???)
Okay then... Thats just weird...
