Music Lyric Monday

"I'm not crazy!"
-Unwell

Rachel Knows...

GOOGLE GAME!!!
Rachel Knows...

1. her stuff
2. all our tricks
3. no fear
4. his weakness
5. more about theology
6. from experience
7. that photo shoots can be stressful
8. how to find validation and meaning to her life
9. the ending
10. how to fly safe

Lonely

Hey guys! I'm really bored right now cuz my family left me to go on a picnic at LPA or the school next to the sewage plant. Nice place to eat right? I just finished watching a way good movie. It was called Newsies. Its about Newspaper boys in like the 1920's or something and it was super amazing. It reminded me of high school musical, but I guess that's probably because the same guy choreographed both movies. It even had Christian Bale in it! It was a little hard to understand at first cuz everyone has New York accents, but I got used to it eventually. I had 2 nummy cookies and I think I need a shower, but I am to lazy to get off my butt and go take one. I also don't want to waste my alone time cuz this doesn't happen very often and showers are a waste cuz thats always alone time... Anyway, I really have nothing to talk about so I am just gonna post this and hope someone comments so I can fill up this "wonderful" alone time.
~Love~
Wolfie

California

Hello all my avid readers!! We finally finished Summer Gym and I am a lot happier now. I am currently in California right now. Do you wanna know how i got there?? By car. 12 hours. In the car. With my family. Oh the horror! Actually it wasn't that bad, because we had books on tape. We had THE AKHENATEN ADVENTURE. It was good, but considering I had read it a few times, the effect was diminishing. We also got SUPER FUDGE. It was good, but revealed some "things" about the legend of Santa Clause and got excessively close to revealing that the stork doesn't bring the babies. What is this world coming to?? So we get to Fresno and we just hang out on Sunday. Color some pictures. It was fun. We watched Kung Fu Panda. Monday we went to Yosemite. Thats pronounced Yosemitty. Whatever. It was a 2.5 drive all windy roads. I almost barfed everywhere. It could of been bad. So we got to Yosemite and we had to hike. Yea! It actually was very pretty cool except I have like 8 bug bites now. We got home and showered and went to bed. Today we stayed home. Actually we went to the eye doctor. I prefer shots to the eye doctor. I really don't like the eye doctor. Mom made me go. She doesn't believe in Vacations. Poor me with evil mom. Tomoro is beach. Then to San Francisco. Then Wicked. YYEEEAAA!! I am so excited... I could pee my pants. Hehehehe. But i won't for all of your sakes. Then Alcatraz. Scary. Then Home. Yea. Then BIRTHDAY. oh it will be fun. Bye!!

Malfunction's New Game

Why did Rachel...

1. Name her book Silent Spring ( I wrote a book?!?!?!?!)
2. Recomend the Acai Burn Supplements for Weight Loss (Totally Rachel RAY)
3. get a divorce (I didn't even know my husband, or that I had one in the first place)
4. tell so many stories (not lies, just stories *nervous laughter*)
5. help the IDF in Gaza (If I knew what that was...)
6. become a palystainian martyr (I died???????)
7. lose weight (...)
8. change her name (this one is actually true)
9. leave the party (Cuz that's something I would do)
10. train the corner over the wet seller (Okay???)

Okay then... Thats just weird...

Biomes

I would like to ask everyone an important question. What is a biome and why should i care about it??? Why should i (in my not caring state) suffer and write essays on them. Thank Goodness for Keira, who keeps missing the meetings hehehehe, who sort of knows. I am so sick of school and I could cry with joy because its almost over. Quick update on school for Rachel:
1st period- And i restate... What the heck is a biome and why do i care???
2nd period- Lets make Rachel the nervous wreck play a song in front of EVERYONE determining next years postition in band!!
3rd period- Numbers that may or may not have relevance to what the teacher is saying...when she says useful things
4th period- Can we not just read one book, and finish it completely, at a time?? Or is this to much to ask. Of course it is... Lets read a book about the Klondike cuz thats pertinant to my life in so many ways
LUNCH!! That glorious free time of the day in which you can sit in the sun, chat with your friends and are NOT required to sit quietly and think for 45 minutes. Teenagers do only have a 7 minute attention span. Sheesh
5th period- Health. Need I say more?
6th period- This is just downright evil. I swear he thinks like this..."Lets give them very easy activites, but completely in a different language so they over think and get it all wrong. HAHAHA
7th period- Note taking. My right hand will need to be amputated because all the nerve endings will have shrivled up and died by now because of so many notes on things that happened over 100 YEARS AGO!!!
So yea... thats me.... aren't you jelous? Well since it is 10:16 at night (a school night, at that!) I believe I am off to bed. Toodle pip, ttfn, ttyl, sincerly, love.
Nighty night, Don't let the bed bugs bite, or all of the above
Wolfie

430

Hi. Its Rachel. Of Course. Who else? I just wanted to update you on all things Rachel. Ready?
-It takes 43o licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. (Proven)
-Stick It is an amazing movie
-Chocolate Rasins are the best
-Apparently, you can make metamorphic rock out of anything
-I am a commonER
-Dusting is the worst job ever!
-Unlimited text is the best thing since sliced bread
-House Showings are of the Devil
-I am a Hick
-I have no leg lifting skills
-It is possible to get drunk on mouth wash
-My brother could fart once and kill half the of the U.S.A.
-Mary Higgins Clark is very vain
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-Webcams are the cooliest things on the planet and everyone should have one
So yeah. Thats me. Bye!!

LPA

Okay so Mr. Prusse, (the amazing principle at Muir who I hear about every stinkin' day) has left Muir. My siblings have to expierience a bad principle. But no, Mom hears about some special deal and is contemplating moving them to Legacy Prepatory Academy. So they get to go to some fancy fluff school all because their principle quit. Well, honestly I was fine with that until i learned that they get out at 2:50 everyday. Earlier than me. I am going to explode! I earned those 20 minutes of quiet everyday with OUT those little buggers. I have had 7 years of coming home to them and I think I deserve a break, because when I get home, I don't know about you but I just wanna lay back, put my feet up and say, "Ahh... schools out, I have 20 minutes before the tornado's come home. But no, that isn't possible because the universe loathes Rachel with every, I don't know, planet of its being. It said Oh look, she's relaxing, lets let her mom know that there is a special deal at LPA and then go get rid of the flippin' principle at MUIR. I just wanna vacation from them. If 20 minutes is all i get, so be it. But I do not want them home. I am certain this all sounds ridiculous to you, but I needed someone to vent to. And I am sure that whoever was reading this, got bored and left before this part. Oh well, At least I am done venting, until, If they do..., get into LPA. Then, Mal, Nika, Kenz, and all the rest of you, you may have another person to put up with for awhile. So yeah. That's my life. Wonderful ain't it?

And they claim another victim

The 3rd term just finished. All those who talk to me on a regular basies have realized it has given me an Anurism or a hemmorage or somtinthing. For examples: I now chew bum not gum, i have dang bamage instead of brain damage and it took me 8 minutes to type these last few sentences. Furthermore i would like to rant about how Mr. Wood will not give bpack our graded science essays. I studied so hard for that sucker and it isn't going to do anything to my grade? What kinda crap is that!!! I had to prarcctically drop studying for history and geometery so i could do sience and it doesn't even AFFECT MY ()&#$)^#)$(*)#($*%)#(U$% GRADE!!! WHAT KINDA)(*)#(^)($*%#)(&(*#*)(%)($#)^*()*(#&$@(* CRAP IS THIS WORLD( )#(^*)#$(^*#)$ IN!!! Anyway, I also would just like to say Flush is the most idiotic, most horribly written, and least interesting, most predictifshble book i have ever read. My wednesday, thurrosday, and friday consisted off reading that book and testing. I died. I literally died. And thfus, Exams claim another victim. Also i just learned today that i have an SEOP on april 17th @ nine in the morning!!!! I have to miss band instead of like science or geometery, to go sit in a counselers office and talk about my future. I AM IN 8TH FREAKING GRADE!!! I KNOW I SHOULD CONSIDER MY FUTURE BUT CAN YOU LAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I enjoy capatal letters. G2G and try to rid my dang of dang bamage, but BTW:if ur bored go through and spell check the paper. I didn't backspace. ALmost at all.

Bolt and Banged up Bottoms

Hi everyone. I got bored so i am here to tell you about my Saturday. I saw the movie Bolt, the one with the super dog. I liked it and i would recomend it to all yall, but mal. We also went Ice Skating at the Rec Center. Guess who i saw there!!! Holden Rassmusen. Since i am balance impaired and ice skating is definatly not my forte, fate thought it would be funny for me to skate so close to him, i would almost accidentally fall on my bum. Lucky for me I kept my balance and we did not go sprawling, but it was a close one. He made me feel bad though, cuz i can't skate to save my life, but he was texting while he was skating. Sheesh, what a show off. Oh well. After I fell 3 times by myself and 1 time with assistance with Claire, I told everyone I was done and we left soon after that. However, Don't think I was the only one to fall. Mom went flying twice and it was the funniest thing ever. Poor Mom. Olivia, trying to turn, only ended up sliding, then flying, then landing, (loudly), on her bottom. Claire only fell a few times, mostly cuz she was to scared to do anything. Dad didn't even go and Garrett was down more than up. He almost took me down with him once. But after a while I felt bad cuz there were two year olds out there who could skate better than me. Currently I am starving and not doing anything to fix it so I am going to go be self sufficient and solve my hunger problem. Bye!

WEBCAM JOY

These are pictures I took with our Logitech Webcam. Aren't they beautiful? My top 3 are numbers 8, 9, and 10. Comment on your faves por favor. It also does movies with sound! Enjoy!


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Mi Vacation

This is My cruise. For lack of something to blog about and a lot of time. Honestly, this doesn't even begin to cover it. Ta Da!

Google Game!

Another fun game, courtesy of Google. INSTRUCTIONS: Go to Google images and type the answer to the questions below. Pick your favorite picture off the first page and please send it to me. I am always up for a good giggle. Here are mine:

Name of First Grade Teacher?


(Creepy...)

Bad Habit?



College Major?


(Does Marine Biology count?)

Middle Name?


(Hope diamond, supposedly cursed, it was a choice between that and Obama, sorry all you democrats, but i chose the curse.)

Favorite Food?


(technically it was Italian, just in case any of y'all were wondering)

Favorite Animal?

Favorite Holiday

Place you would like to visit?

Age you'll be turning on your next Birthday?

Favorite object

Favorite Place?

Favorite Color?

Name of Past Pet?

So that is basically me in 13 pictures and sense it is 11:23 at night I believe i will go to bed now so byebye all you!
C'mon girl, Lets Bounce!!

Hey everyone!,
I am currently bored (I would say bored out of my mind, but since I just came home from school, I don't have one anymore). I am sick and tired of school, however, it is a necessary evil. Well I guess it's not necessesary to be educated because I have never known anyone who has died directly because of lack of schooling, they just lived really hard stinky lives. We recently took a test in health that gave us our personalities. I am blue and yellow and Drama Queen and a pacifist and intimate and like to be stroked. Oh the joy of being me. We also are learning about shapes and earthquakes in science and geometery. They are teaching these things to us because I am going to have to know about trapeziods and triangles, earthquakes and seismic waves, to work with Dolphins and be a Mom. I would like to point out that I honestly don't care about these subjects and will never use them later in my life. The only thing that made me enjoy this monday was the fact that Hansen has lunch duty and therefore I got to go to Lunch before the bell. That always makes you feel good. Over the weekend I watched a ton of movies. Here is a wonderful list and my opinion of the movie, yeah:
1. Mulan 2: Pretty good, but for younger kids
2. Another Cinderella Story: A really good video that I would recommend to most of my friends
3. Ghost Town: Omj It was hillarious and everyone should watch it
4. The first half of Madagascar 2: If you have seen the whole thing don't ruin it for me
5. Open Season 2: Really funny with some very subtle innapropriate jokes that, out of all the kids, only I understood so I laughed. They asked what's up and what are you going to say to that?
6. Mama Mia: That was an okay show. It was really dirty, and I think the music was the best part
There were actually 2 more that I could have seen and didn't, Ariel's Beginning and Igor, and obiviously the last half of Madagascar 2, but I am going to probably see those next Sunday so I am all good. I have to go dictate, i mean, babysit my siblings so Au Revior!
Much Love,
Wolfie

Stupids with Tape

Me and nika decided to tape ourselves together and you can see the interesting results below. Go ahead take a laugh and then try it out yourself!

'ello Poopits

Hello everyone. I just wanted to say hi. I never have anything to write about and this is the random little thunk so what is the point of having a topic? I have an extremely messy room that could rival even my bouncy dood friend. I really ought to be cleaning it, but i must be turning into my bouncy dood friend because as you can tell. I am not. Currently I am babysitting, but i think both the kids died because i can't hear anything (which, probably is just as bad as death). I am so Happy because i getted 100% on my geometery test. It's probably 'cuz i got the easy version, but i still feel good. I was being teased today because i was one the computer and i figured out how to do my science homework and so i made up a song about how smart i was. They giggled at me though and it hurt my swelling bubble of smartness and pride, but my song did not rival the ryhme Mal accidently made up today. Ready, Here goes it: "477, 479, there is yours and there is mine... OH MY GOSH! I made a rhyme! AHHHHH!" and thus, doctor suess jr. was born. I is having to go. Apparently both the kids are alive and one is doing homework so i have to help the questions not understood. Bye!

Brain Fart and Randomness

Oh mi gosh! I am so sick of school. I don't know if any of the rest of you are about ready to explode, but i certainly am. I have been doing math homework and i almost died. I cannot wait for summer... or dinner. I am starving so badly i might actually starve myself to death. My mom is cooking something in the kitchen right now. I really don't care what it is right now 'cuz i am starving. I am always hungry at this time of night. And in English. I starve in English, but then we talk about discusting stuff and i am not that hungry anymore. At least i don't have health before lunch. That would really ruin it. Bleh. In health we are talking about suicide and it is making me sad, but Curtis keeps making me laugh so i giggle and then Mr. Allred gives me a weird look like, "Why the heck are you laughing during this subject?" He bugs me. And i have never heard the word Diabetes pronounced the way he says it. I mean really he says it like diebets. What a wierdie. And nika thought i was a goose. Oh well, Tommoroww we are doing some mental imagery and we get to sleep in class. Hoot!Hoot! I would giggle if tommorroww we started learning about suicide because on Mr. Allreds Clock the days are in German so tomorroww would be DIE. hehehehehehe. What a coincidence. OH! Can i just say that i am probably the only eighth grader who can't spell the word tomorow. I think we ought to just get rid of that idiotic word because i can't spell it so thus, it is a rootheaded word. Of course, if we got rid of all the words that i couldn't spell, English wouldn't be much of a Language. Ms. Hansen is getting a thought into her head that the purple vocab books will help me learn and grow. Yeah right. Oh well. I think the only thing I have learned from that book is the word capitulate. And Seriously, when am i ever gonna talk smart like that? Wilt thou please Capitulate the Rolls and this present time for meethinks that i have a hunger pain within me. Seriously. LAALALALALALA. Mother is making breadsticks. Those are like me favoreta. The angry Rachel is growling now. Oh yeah! never mind. I forgot. And i was to lazy to erase that exclamation. I think that when it gets warmer I am going to start a garden. Then i will have fresh fruit and stuff and my life will be better. I am going to have a party at my house on March 13 so y'all gotta come, K? It will be so much fun, unless my brain explodes then we can't have it. Boo. My mommy thinks i is a weirdo because i spell dood D-o-o-d. Silly mom, OMJ!! Dinner time G2G. BYE!!!

'Cuz I need more...

Hey guys! Here is something to do when your extremely bored. All you have to do is google "__(your name here)__ needs" and put in the top ten things that make the most sense. Have fun! BTW: here is mine, my favorite is #1.
10. Rachel needs to get over herself and do it Now! (why would i do that?)
9. Rachel needs your help. (thanks a lot)
8. Rachel needs some serious dosh for dental surgery. (ya know what...)
7. Rachel needs a blush that is bright and colorful. (so i can be a princess)
6. Rachel needs bearded doods. (gross, beards are kinda discusting!)
5. Rachel needs guidence and normal supervision. (coincidence?)
4. Rachel needs a hero. (I have no comment for this one)
3. Rachel needs your prayers. (I'm not that broken, am I??)
2. Rachel needs to focus. (everyone is a critic)
--------------And Finally-------------
1. Rachel needs more caffeine. (yes, that is exactly what i need)

Oh, google. Tu estas very silly. And so I close this blog with the words of mallory. Hehehehe*squeak*hehehehe*squeak*

Much Love,
Pyro